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Adrián Escárate

Adrián Escárate is a DACA recipient, immigrant rights activist and speaker, and the communications coordinator at Define American.

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A Conversation Between Jose Antonio Vargas and Yosimar Reyes on the DACA Supreme Court Decision

by Adrián Escárate

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