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Alex Rosenfeld

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Alex Rosenfeld

Alex is a writer and teacher originally from Allentown, PA. He holds a BA in creative writing from Emory University and an MFA in the same from Rutgers-Camden. You can check out more of his work at pooraristotle.com. You may also send him fruit baskets at your leisure.