Articles by

Alex Rosenfeld

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Alex is a writer and teacher originally from Allentown, PA. He holds a BA in creative writing from Emory University and an MFA in the same from Rutgers-Camden. You can check out more of his work at pooraristotle.com. You may also send him fruit baskets at your leisure.

September 10, 2018

Sorry, But Once Again We’ve Scheduled a Meeting on Your Jewish Holiday

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An Open Letter to Semicolon Abusers

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The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans

by Alex Rosenfeld

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