The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Alexis Pooley
Alexis Pooley has an MFA from UBC and lives in London, Ontario with this dog.
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May 21, 2024Ballet Flats Are Back—Can’t Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion
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October 25, 2023I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
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May 16, 2023I’m the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One
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March 22, 2023I Don’t Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do
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February 27, 2023Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Until I’m Ready to Take Them Out and Throw Them in the Garbage
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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August 22, 2022Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M.
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August 9, 2022Wow, I Didn’t Expect to Run into You While I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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