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Articles by
Alexis Pooley
Alexis Pooley has an MFA from UBC and lives in London, Ontario with this dog.
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January 9, 2025Time to Grab the Dusty Old Expired Bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide to Clean This Wound
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May 21, 2024Ballet Flats Are Back—Can’t Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion
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October 25, 2023I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
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May 16, 2023I’m the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One
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March 22, 2023I Don’t Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do
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February 27, 2023Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Until I’m Ready to Take Them Out and Throw Them in the Garbage
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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August 22, 2022Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M.
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August 9, 2022Wow, I Didn’t Expect to Run into You While I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers