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Allison Hirschlag

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Ally Hirschlag is a writer from Brooklyn who lives with mild anxiety over what her cats are doing in the other room. You can find her work at Mic, National Lampoon, Teen Vogue, and elsewhere.

February 26, 2019

Classic Literary Characters’ Advice for Coping With Seasonal Affective Disorder

by Allison Hirschlag
January 3, 2019

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21 Useful Abbreviations for Company-Wide Office Emails

by Allison Hirschlag
July 25, 2017

An Update to The Boy Scout Handbook

by Allison Hirschlag

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