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Amy Barnes
Amy Barnes has written for a range of publications including Funny or Die, Weekly Humorist, College Humor and Botnik Studios. She has one husband, two kids and two dogs that both inspire and hinder her writing.
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March 23, 2023Reviews of New Food: Peeps-Flavored Pepsi
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June 9, 2022Reviews of New Food: Chuck E. Cheese Cheese Frozen Pizza
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April 15, 2021Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie
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June 6, 2019Reviews of New Food: Boar’s Head Bold Marbleu Marbled Blue Monterey Jack Cheese
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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December 6, 2018Reviews of New Food: Aldi Schnitzel, Spaetzle, and Bienenstich Almond Cake
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September 13, 2018Reviews of New Food: Keebler Cookies & Creme Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies and Starbucks Ultra Caramel Frappuccino
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May 3, 2018Reviews of New Food: Roast Chicken and First Watch Millionaire Bacon
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January 16, 2018Reviews of New Food: Hostess Limited-Edition Peppermint Twinkies and Field Roast Frankfurters
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