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Andrew Golden
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February 24, 2012Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration
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January 27, 2012Draft of a Public Service Anouncement for the Fair Housing Alliance
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August 26, 2011Old Man Watkins v. Leroy “Encyclopedia” Brown, et al.
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March 21, 2008A 1980s Teen Sex Comedy Becomes Politically Uncomfortable
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February 5, 2008Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
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July 12, 2005International Pamphlets for Tourists: Great Moments in Azeri Baseball
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June 14, 2005An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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July 8, 2004The North Korean State News Service Picks Up On Less Globally Relevant News
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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