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Andrew Patrick Clark
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December 5, 2024Gender Is Determined by God, Biology, and the Highest Governing Body of Some Random Sport
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November 20, 2024The Sirens Are Unionizing
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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September 3, 2024The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints
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July 16, 2024Live Like Prehistoric Man by Purchasing My Elaborate Supplement Routine
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday