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Articles by
Andrew Singleton
Andrew is a writer and advertising copywriter living in Austin, TX. He also runs the newsletter Monkey Bullets, which is sometimes funny and sometimes sad, both in the literal and cosmic sense.
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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November 6, 2020I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country
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October 21, 2020Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
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March 19, 2020No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday