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Articles by
Andrew Singleton
Andrew is a writer and advertising copywriter living in Oakland, CA. He’s a couple of other things too, but can’t think of them right now.
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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November 6, 2020I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country
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October 21, 2020Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
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March 19, 2020No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires