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Ashwin Rodrigues

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Ashwin Rodrigues is a freelance writer and person living in New York. He’s written for Fortune, MEL Magazine, VICE, and other publications of the digital variety.

March 20, 2019

If They Discovered Racially Charged Ions In the Hadron Collider

by Ashwin Rodrigues
February 27, 2019

Of LIC and Men

by Ashwin Rodrigues
July 27, 2017

Attention Goop Employees: We’re Pivoting

by Ashwin Rodrigues
October 7, 2016

Trump Campaign Memo Regarding Subway Sandwiches

by Ashwin Rodrigues

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by Devorah Blachor
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by Amanda Lehr
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