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Ben Godar

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Ben Godar’s writing has appeared in a number of super impressive publications, and he’s been told by several prominent Hollywood executives that they are “going in another direction.”

November 26, 2018

The Complete Guide to Taking a Shit In Red Dead Redemption 2

by Ben Godar
December 15, 2016

In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists

by Ben Godar
October 21, 2016

Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?

by Ben Godar
January 20, 2015

We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward

by Ben Godar
March 11, 2014

Welcome to the Stay-at-Home Dads’ Grand Theft Auto Crew

by Ben Godar
August 15, 2013

Our Internet Speeds Are So Fast, You Will Lose Your Faith in God

by Ben Godar
March 12, 2013

The Campus Copy Center is Closed Indefinitely

by Ben Godar

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