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Articles by
Ben Godar
Ben Godar’s writing has appeared in a number of super impressive publications, and he’s been told by several prominent Hollywood executives that they are “going in another direction.”
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November 26, 2018The Complete Guide to Taking a Shit In Red Dead Redemption 2
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December 15, 2016In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists
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October 21, 2016Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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January 20, 2015We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward
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March 11, 2014Welcome to the Stay-at-Home Dads’ Grand Theft Auto Crew
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August 15, 2013Our Internet Speeds Are So Fast, You Will Lose Your Faith in God
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March 12, 2013The Campus Copy Center is Closed Indefinitely
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club