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Articles by
Ben Godar
Ben Godar’s writing has appeared in a number of super impressive publications, and he’s been told by several prominent Hollywood executives that they are “going in another direction.”
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November 26, 2018The Complete Guide to Taking a Shit In Red Dead Redemption 2
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December 15, 2016In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists
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October 21, 2016Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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January 20, 2015We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward
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March 11, 2014Welcome to the Stay-at-Home Dads’ Grand Theft Auto Crew
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August 15, 2013Our Internet Speeds Are So Fast, You Will Lose Your Faith in God
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March 12, 2013The Campus Copy Center is Closed Indefinitely
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner