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Articles by
Bizzy Coy
Bizzy Coy writes short humor for McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, Splitsider, and The Higgs Weldon. Please improve her website analytics by visiting www.bizzycoy.com.
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September 27, 2019Sexistential Quandaries
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August 20, 2018How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation
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October 18, 2017Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong On This Leaf-Peeping Date
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July 6, 2017Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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November 23, 2016Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes
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June 30, 2016I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
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April 12, 2016Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party!
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?