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Bob Powers
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March 16, 2015Jennifer Benson’s UFO Abductee Blog
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August 13, 2014Billion-Dollar Corporate Malfeasance Erotic Fan Fiction
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April 22, 2014Jeff Really Hit It Off With the Neighbors When He Rented a Place On Airbnb
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April 8, 2013Please, For the Love Of God, Stop Doing My Exercise Program
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November 26, 2012Artisanal Baby Naming
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October 30, 2012I’d Like to Change My Plot
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August 1, 2012Excerpts from Lohanda Lake Cabin’s Guest Book, 2006-2011
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June 20, 2012A Lecture On Achieving Success With Internet Video From a Man Who Has Sex With Food
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March 1, 2011Where’s Skittles?!
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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