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Bob Vulfov
Bob Vulfov is a Russian American comedian who lives in Brooklyn, NY. According to the reputable comedy publication Playboy, his Twitter account (@bobvulfov) was the 26th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Bob celebrated his birthday a few years ago by performing directly after Chris Rock at the Comic Strip Live and bombing super hard.
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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November 9, 2020Well, We Did It: The Election Fixed the Racism Problem in This Country, So We Have Nothing Else to Do on That Front
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July 27, 2020Crag, You Are Canceled
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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August 1, 2019I Am Running for President and My Message to the American People Is Simple: Please Don’t Yell at Me
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May 30, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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April 23, 2019Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap in the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell into the Pit and Got Mauled
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April 10, 2019We Think the Best Person to Discuss Racism Is the One Who Said Hitler Was Okay
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February 28, 2019I Have Decided to Take the People-Swallowing Hellmouth At Its Word
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January 18, 2019So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal
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December 4, 2018After Some Careful Consideration, Our Family is Pivoting and Becoming a VR Startup
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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