The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Bob Vulfov
Bob Vulfov is a Russian American comedian who lives in Brooklyn, NY. According to the reputable comedy publication Playboy, his Twitter account (@bobvulfov) was the 26th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Bob celebrated his birthday a few years ago by performing directly after Chris Rock at the Comic Strip Live and bombing super hard.
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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November 9, 2020Well, We Did It: The Election Fixed the Racism Problem in This Country, So We Have Nothing Else to Do on That Front
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July 27, 2020Crag, You Are Canceled
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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August 1, 2019I Am Running for President and My Message to the American People Is Simple: Please Don’t Yell at Me
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May 30, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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April 23, 2019Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap in the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell into the Pit and Got Mauled
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April 10, 2019We Think the Best Person to Discuss Racism Is the One Who Said Hitler Was Okay
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February 28, 2019I Have Decided to Take the People-Swallowing Hellmouth At Its Word
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January 18, 2019So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal
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December 4, 2018After Some Careful Consideration, Our Family is Pivoting and Becoming a VR Startup
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead