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Bob Woodiwiss
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February 28, 2014Socrates On the Red Carpet
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June 25, 2013God’s To-Do List, Week Two
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January 16, 2013The Sigmund Freud Blues Band’s Liner Notes
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June 29, 2012The Professional Closed Course Driver’s License Test
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December 6, 2008A Couple of People, a Couple of Problems
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August 13, 2008Jean-Paul Sartre’s Script for Without a Trace
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July 23, 2008Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory
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May 7, 2008Word Problems for Future Hedge-Fund Managers
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January 31, 2006Ongoing Roadblocks In The Mongoose/Cobra Peace Process
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December 7, 2005Kids’ Letters From Terrorist Camp
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July 1, 2005Five People Just as Doctrinaire and Tiresome as Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Speculate on How He Got That Way
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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