McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Articles by
Brian Agler
Brian is a humor writer who has contributed to McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Splitsider. He works as a speechwriter in New York City. He is also a self-proclaimed hot dog expert.
-
May 14, 2019This Is an Ad Targeted At Millennials
-
January 31, 2017The Rules of This Board Game Are Long, But Also Complicated
-
March 2, 2016Scenes from Iconic Films Hastily Rewritten So That They Pass the Bechdel Test
-
December 4, 2015How You Can Still Have Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat
-
May 15, 2015Famous Authors Write Pieces About Famous Authors Writing About Modern Things
-
November 7, 2012The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
-
December 3, 2009North Korea’s Most Controversial Standup Comic Performs At The People’s Shack Of Laffs
Trending 🔥
-
October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
-
October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
-
September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
Recently
-
November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
-
November 4, 2024270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us
-
November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
-
November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen