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Brian Bennett

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Brian performs in Chicago, under no pseudonym.

January 29, 2019

I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent

by Brian Bennett
August 17, 2018

Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results

by Brian Bennett
September 27, 2017

Buzzfeed’s Coverage of the Nuclear Apocalypse (Sponsored by Sobe® Lifewater®)

by Brian Bennett and Luisa Blanco
August 3, 2017

Help Save Democracy By Passively Receiving Our Fundraising Emails

by Brian Bennett
March 6, 2017

I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming

by Brian Bennett
May 17, 2016

Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate

by Brian Bennett

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