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Brian Platzer

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Brian Platzer’s debut novel, BED-STUY IS BURNING, was published in 2017. Check out BrianPlatzer.com for more.

March 25, 2022

I Am the Top Humidifier According to Wirecutter and I Can’t Take the Pressure Anymore

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
November 2, 2017

How You Can Help Me Sell My Book

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
December 4, 2014

I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
September 2, 2014

My Marriage Will Crumble If We Can’t Find a New Television Show to Watch

by Brian Platzer and Andrew Palmer

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