The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Brittany Van Horne
Brittany Van Horne is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles.
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October 13, 2020I’m a Principled Republican Senator and I’m Suddenly Troubled By the Current State of Politics
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November 5, 2019Rebranding to FACEBOOK Is the Best You’re Going to Get From Us, So Just Try to Appreciate It
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May 2, 2019As a Wealthy Republican TV Pundit, I Am a Champion of the People and an Enemy of the Elites
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October 24, 2018The Performative Ally Theater Program
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October 5, 2018I #BelieveWomen (When It’s Convenient)
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January 26, 2018The #MeToo Movement Has Put a Stranglehold On Me, the Least Funny Person in the Room
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June 2, 2017I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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March 2, 2017I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu