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Articles by
Bryan Duff
Bryan Duff performs with Improvised Shakespeare and Cards Against Humanity.
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July 29, 2020Our Publication Stands By the Decision to Give a Platform to the Sea Monster Trying to Devour Our Town
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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August 23, 2017I’m Cherishing All the Joys of Being a New Parent: The Laughs, the Love, the Likes On Social Media
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May 31, 2017I Don’t Normally Get Political on Here But Today’s the Day We’re Toppling the Capitalist System and Starting That Class War
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September 29, 2016I Wish I Had More Than Eight Minutes With a Patient to Show Him I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies
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May 3, 2016Our Fledgling Theatre Company’s Only Goal Is to Constantly Betray Our Audience’s Trust
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes