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Bryan Harvey

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Bryan Harvey lives and teaches in Virginia. His writing has appeared in Bull, Hobart, No Contact Magazine, Heavy Feather Review, and Little Old Lady. He blogs about basketball for Fansided and tweets @Bryan_S_Harvey.

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by Bryan Harvey
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by Bryan Harvey
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by Bryan Harvey

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