The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Bryce Hooton
Bryce is a writer of humor, a writer of ads and a rider of the New York City subway system. When he’s not slinging words or commuting through subterranean tunnels, he’s planning his next culinary conquest for www.expensiveturds.wordpress.com.
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