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Caleb Coy
Caleb Coy is a writer from southwest Virginia. His more serious work is in Humorist Weekly, Little Old Lady, and Slackjaw. He is the author of An Authentic Derivative, a novel. He may or may not have written for Cards Against Humanity.
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July 22, 2024Here at VeriMark, Our Home Page Tells You Nothing About Who We Are
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June 4, 2024A Day in the Life of “Mister” Anthony Fauci, as Imagined by Marjorie Taylor Greene
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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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February 17, 2023I Asked ChatGPT to Send a Terminator Back in Time to Circumvent Its Own Inception
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November 7, 2022The Inconsistencies in Plot, Character Development, and Basic Rules of Grammar in My Thirteen-Part Fantasy Series Can Be Explained by a Phenomenon Known as Purple Manna
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August 30, 2022Capitalism Gives Me the Freedom to Pursue as Many Side Gigs as I Want to Pay Off My Increasing Bills And Loans
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July 8, 2022For Your Crimes You Have Been Sentenced to a Beach Vacation
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner