McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

Carolyn Ten Eyck

Articles by

Carolyn Ten Eyck

Carolyn Ten Eyck is an Ohio-based student at an Ohio-based college.

Trending 🔥
  1. December 19, 2024
    A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
    by Jeff Bender
  2. December 20, 2024
    Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
    by Amanda Lehr
  3. December 19, 2024
    An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
    by Una LaMarche
  4. December 20, 2024
    An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year
    by Ali Fitzgerald
Recently