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Catherine Elder
Catherine Elder is a writer based in Manhattan and originally from Charlottesville, Virginia. Her humor and satire live mostly on Medium. Her software isn’t allowed past the firewall and is still all pouty about it.
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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May 1, 2020Congratulations, Your Joke Will Be Featured in the Next Issue of Repeated Louder by a Man
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March 4, 2020Zen Koans You, a Woman In Tech, May Encounter In a Job Interview
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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