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Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean is a comedy writer/performer based in New York City, originally from Houston, Texas. You can find his standup, sketches, and hastily-conceived political commentary on his YouTube channel, ChandlerDeanVideos.
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November 7, 2024Lessons Democrats Can Learn from Trump’s Flawlessly Executed 2024 Campaign
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October 17, 2024The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
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June 17, 2024How to Respectfully Decline an Invitation to a Social Obligation You Simply Do Not Feel Like Attending
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May 22, 2024How to Craft a Eulogy When All You Want to Do Is Crawl in a Hole
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend
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March 29, 2024How to Concede an Election While Making It Clear That Your Ideas Are Objectively Better
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March 8, 2024How to Accept an Award Without Making Your Voters Regret It
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February 26, 2024How to Give a Wedding Toast Without Annoying Hundreds of Hungry Guests
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February 7, 2024How to Give a Toast to a Departing Coworker
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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