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Christine Stevens
Christine Stevens teaches, performs and writes in western Massachusetts. You can find more of her humor at mary.
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July 11, 2024For Sale: Giant Casino in Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City
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February 23, 2021Pa and Laura Ingalls Discuss the Merits of High-Stakes Testing During a Public Health Crisis
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are
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February 12, 2019Miss Othmar Resigns
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January 8, 2019Lady Macbeth at Middle Age
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September 19, 2018The Menopaumorphosis
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu