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Articles by
Christine Stevens
Christine Stevens teaches, performs and writes in western Massachusetts. You can find more of her humor at mary.
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July 11, 2024For Sale: Giant Casino in Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City
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February 23, 2021Pa and Laura Ingalls Discuss the Merits of High-Stakes Testing During a Public Health Crisis
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are
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February 12, 2019Miss Othmar Resigns
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January 8, 2019Lady Macbeth at Middle Age
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September 19, 2018The Menopaumorphosis
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires