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Colin St. John

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Colin St. John

Colin St. John is a Denver native who contributes to Rolling Stone, Esquire, The Lowbrow Reader, Deadspin and other various publications. He likes some specific things (chicken sandwiches, Richard Linklater movies) and dislikes others (sliced tomatoes, guns).