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Cordelia Stearns

Cordelia Stearns is an HIV physician in Montgomery, AL. She lives with a baby who hates naps, a dog who loves them, and a husband who is trying to work from home while meeting everyone’s nap needs. She thanks you for staying home and would appreciate it if you don’t go bowling in Georgia for the time being.

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