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Dan Fitzpatrick

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Dan Fitzpatrick is a writer and stand-up comic based in New York City. He’s been featured online by Comedy Central and The National Lampoon, and you can find more information about his work here.

August 13, 2021

Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based on Other Explorers

by Dan Fitzpatrick
June 15, 2020

Why No, I Haven’t Been Quarantining With My Secret Second Family

by Dan Fitzpatrick

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