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Dan Gutenberg is a college student from Ann Arbor who plans to graduate from college and move out of Ann Arbor. He has yet to appear in The New Yorker, be hired as a writer by SNL, or really do anything Simon Rich had done at his age. He proudly owns the domain dangutenberg.com.
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