The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Dan Rozier
Dan Rozier is a writer living and working in Brooklyn, New York.
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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September 28, 2016The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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June 16, 2014I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground
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January 27, 2014Nuclear Power Plant Idioms
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November 22, 2013Popular Guilt Trip Destinations
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October 28, 2013Would You Like to Join My Start-Down?
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January 9, 2013Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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