Articles by

Darrin Walters

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Darrin Walters has been a bartender, entrepreneur, and writer, in that order. He hopes it stays that way. His work has appeared, but more often disappeared.

January 6, 2020

Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”

by Darrin Walters

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 9, 2025

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by Andrew Marshall

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by Michael Harmon
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This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 25, 2025

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by Ocean Vuong
April 25, 2025

I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing

by Johnathan Appel and Madeline Goetz