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Articles by
Dave Johnston
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September 16, 2005The Philadelphia Flyers Have a Time Machine: Installment Five
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June 27, 2005How to Beat Off Invaders From Space; or, What to Do When the Aliens Come
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April 15, 2005The Philadelphia Flyers Have A Time Machine: Installment Four
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December 13, 2004The Philadelphia Flyers Have a Time Machine: Installment Two
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April 5, 2004The Philadelphia Flyers Have a Time Machine
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