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Articles by
David Guzman
David Guzman has written sketch comedy for the UCB Theatre NY and video for The Onion, and his work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Funny Or Die.
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December 13, 2024We Will Build a Big Arch for Your City
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August 17, 2022There Are Far More Things to Worry About at Our Beach Than Shark Attacks
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August 18, 2020We Are Committed to Making a Safer Trampoline
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September 19, 2019Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine
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December 1, 2014Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With the Monolith
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October 10, 2013The Purity of Marriage
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes