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Articles by
David Harnden-Warwick
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February 6, 2013Short Biographies of the Original Seven Astronauts of the National Trebuchet and Space Administration
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January 6, 2011HGTV Program Or Film About Human Trafficking?
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December 2, 2010Surprising Index Entries from Sarah Palin’s New Book America By Heart
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October 12, 2006Creationist Astronomers Polled Regarding Pluto’s Status
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 11, 2024Wow, Trump Has Already Fixed So Many Problems That Definitely Existed
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee