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Articles by
David Hart
David Hart sometimes writes things when he’s not busy telling people to hush during meditation classes.
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August 8, 2018I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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October 6, 2015I Am the Visionary Conference Planner You’re Looking For
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November 5, 2013Inbox Om
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July 12, 2013An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew
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September 4, 2012I Am Selling Candy for My Basketball Team or My Conceptual Art Project
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September 28, 2011Masterpiece Theatre’s Missed Connections
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July 22, 2011An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm
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April 29, 2009The John Wooden Pyramid of Success Meets Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Feed
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February 27, 2009Investment Opportunities for a Weak Economy, Suggested by the Ghost of James Brown
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December 19, 2007“Clue” Accusations, 2012
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January 16, 2007When TV Resembles Reality
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August 23, 2006Bedtime Stories by Thom Yorke
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 16, 2025Additional Recession Indicators
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April 16, 2025The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom
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April 16, 2025Taxi Driver If Travis Bickle Really Got into Birdwatching
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes