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David Henne
David Henne is a public relations professor and higher ed. content director from Long Island, New York
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May 15, 2024I Am a Gen Z Employee Who Job Hops Every Two Hours
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March 4, 2024Of Microplastics and Men
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April 20, 2023Finally, a Doorbell Camera That Shoots Bullets
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February 1, 2023You vs. The New Hire Your Boss Tells You Not to Worry About
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January 4, 2022Gloria Estefan Emerges from the Miami Sound Machine to Warn Humanity That a New Variant of Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
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June 8, 2020Quarantine Developmental Milestones
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October 23, 2017I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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September 13, 2016I’m EpiPen and I Haven’t Changed One Bit
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April 1, 2016Classic Poems Modified for Climate Change
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December 8, 2015Doctor, It Hurts When I Nae Nae
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner