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David Tate
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February 14, 2019Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
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March 28, 2018The Five Maturity Stages of a Social Media Platform
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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December 17, 2016A One Page Brief Prepared by Donald Trump’s Futurist
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July 30, 201525 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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June 30, 201521 Days to a Dadbod
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