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David Tate
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February 14, 2019Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
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May 23, 2018Updates to My Privacy Policy
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March 28, 2018The Five Maturity Stages of a Social Media Platform
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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December 17, 2016A One Page Brief Prepared by Donald Trump’s Futurist
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July 30, 201525 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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June 30, 201521 Days to a Dadbod
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July 23, 2014More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday