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David Tate
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February 14, 2019Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
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May 23, 2018Updates to My Privacy Policy
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March 28, 2018The Five Maturity Stages of a Social Media Platform
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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December 17, 2016A One Page Brief Prepared by Donald Trump’s Futurist
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July 30, 201525 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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June 30, 201521 Days to a Dadbod
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July 23, 2014More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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