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Articles by
Deborah Ostrovsky
Deborah Ostrovsky lives in Montreal with her family where she is an editor, creative non-fiction writer, and occasional translator.
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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January 12, 2021The Final Days of Graduate School or the Final Days of Trump’s Presidency?
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March 30, 2020Self-Isolation or Graduate School?
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January 31, 2018Task List of Emotional and Physical Labor Performed During Meeting With Your Academic Supervisor to Discuss Dissertation That You Desperately Need to Finish But Can’t Because Your Supervisor Believes That Students Represent a Pool of Potential Dates
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November 30, 2016A Break-Up Letter Written as an Abstract by an Organizational Psychologist
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November 11, 2016A Patient’s Guide to Whitelash
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu