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Articles by
Liz Alterman
Liz Alterman is the author of the memoir, Sad Sacked, the domestic suspense novel, The Perfect Neighborhood, and the young adult thriller, He’ll Be Waiting. Her essays have appeared in the New York Times, the Washington Post, and on the backs of cocktail napkins and CVS receipts. For more, visit lizalterman.com.
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February 9, 2024Middle-Aged Concertgoer Mad Libs
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March 19, 202124 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 50
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January 22, 2021Llama Llama Remote-Learning Drama
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August 18, 2020Writers’ Tweets Translated
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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September 8, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday