The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Liz Alterman
Liz Alterman is the author of the memoir, Sad Sacked, the domestic suspense novel, The Perfect Neighborhood, and the young adult thriller, He’ll Be Waiting. Her essays have appeared in the New York Times, the Washington Post, and on the backs of cocktail napkins and CVS receipts. For more, visit lizalterman.com.
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February 9, 2024Middle-Aged Concertgoer Mad Libs
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March 19, 202124 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 50
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January 22, 2021Llama Llama Remote-Learning Drama
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August 18, 2020Writers’ Tweets Translated
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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September 8, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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