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Elizabeth Bastos
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January 5, 2024An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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August 13, 2014Shakespearian Insult or Animal On Display at Harvard’s Museum of Natural History?
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September 20, 2012Small Poetry Journal Names That Reflect the True Nature of Writing Poetry
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December 8, 2011Excerpts From Steamy Romance Novels for Parents of Young Children
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February 10, 2010Famous Quotes from Shakespeare Altered to Describe My Everyday Life
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally