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Emily Axford
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June 30, 2011The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party
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March 9, 2011Kate Chopin’s The Awakening is Making Me Reevaluate My Casual Three-Month Relationship
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October 30, 2007An Eighth Grader’s Halloween Costume Ideas Designed to Get Her In With the Popular Girls
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September 10, 2007For Whom The Whistle Blows: A Physical Education Instructor Contemplates His Own Mortality
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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