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Eric Silver
Eric Silver is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You can find his podcast revisiting WWE’s Attitude Era, Hell in a Cellphone, here, or wherever podcasts roam.
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May 26, 2006Spam Finally Taps Into Male Desires
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April 15, 2005Chapter Headings on the Directions for IRS Form 1040 That Will Become the Titles of Best-Selling Thrillers by John Grisham, C.P.A
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July 28, 2004What’s (So) Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding
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June 11, 2004How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars
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May 3, 2004Substitute Limericks
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