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Articles by
Eric Silver
Eric Silver is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You can find his podcast revisiting WWE’s Attitude Era, Hell in a Cellphone, here, or wherever podcasts roam.
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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December 13, 2006The Azande Tribesman Makes His Weekly Football Picks
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May 26, 2006Spam Finally Taps Into Male Desires
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December 1, 2005Do You Have an Aztec Problem? What Every Homeowner Should Know
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October 3, 2005The Earlier Epic Battles of Grendel’s Mother
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April 29, 2005Are You Falling In Love With Your Excess Body Fat?
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April 15, 2005Chapter Headings on the Directions for IRS Form 1040 That Will Become the Titles of Best-Selling Thrillers by John Grisham, C.P.A
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November 3, 2004Why Is My Baby Crying?
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July 28, 2004What’s (So) Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding
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June 11, 2004How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars
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May 3, 2004Substitute Limericks
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