Articles by

Erik Sternberger

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Erik Sternberger is a writer, short film maker, and improvisor living in Columbus, Ohio. You can usually find him at Blue Jackets hockey games or at MadLab Theatre. You can find his work at ErikSternberger.com.

April 22, 2019

As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch

by Erik Sternberger
November 2, 2017

Template for Informing the “Female Love Interest” That She Will Not Be in the Sequel

by Erik Sternberger
November 21, 2016

Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving

by Erik Sternberger
September 1, 2016

I Know Today is a National Tragedy, But My Kickstarter is 90% Funded and I Could Really Use Your Donation

by Erik Sternberger

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