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Erik Sternberger
Erik Sternberger is a writer, short film maker, and improvisor living in Columbus, Ohio. You can usually find him at Blue Jackets hockey games or at MadLab Theatre. You can find his work at ErikSternberger.com.
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April 22, 2019As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch
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November 2, 2017Template for Informing the “Female Love Interest” That She Will Not Be in the Sequel
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November 21, 2016Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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September 1, 2016I Know Today is a National Tragedy, But My Kickstarter is 90% Funded and I Could Really Use Your Donation
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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