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Frank Ferri
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February 11, 2010Good Cop, Other Cops
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January 14, 2010Great Moments in Sports, Which, Had They Involved Me, Would Not Have Been Such Great Moments
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October 13, 2009AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
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June 29, 2009Welcome to Our Branding House
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March 2, 2009Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website
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January 27, 2009My Ideas for Staged Photos Set Me Apart From Other Wedding Photographers
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January 5, 2009A Mail Carrier Realizes That a Family’s Netflix Movie Has Yet to Be Returned
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November 19, 2007Referee Ed Hochuli’s More Notable Calls
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October 31, 2007Innovative Mischief-Night Pranks You Are More Than Welcome to Play on Me
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October 8, 2007The Neurotic Pickup Artist
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April 4, 2007After Reading Some Of My Journal Entries, It’s Clear That I Need To Stop Watching Porn
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March 9, 2007Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
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