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Garrett Schlichte
Garrett Schlichte is a writer and performer. His work has appeared in The Washington Post, The Advocate, Slate, Harper’s Bazaar, INTO, Teen Vogue, and others various corners of the internet. All of it can be found at garrettschlichte.com.
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