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Articles by
Geoff Haggerty
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November 8, 2006Twist Endings
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January 4, 2006Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order
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February 8, 2005Reading-Too-Much-Into-Things Comprehension
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January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires