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Glen Jeffries

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Glen Jeffries

Glen Jeffries was born and raised in the north of England in a village that ceaselessly boasts a tenuous connection to the first President of the USA. He now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He is not a State Senator from WV (that’s Glenn Jeffries).