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Gwynna Forgham-Thrift
Gwynna Forgham-Thrift is a New York-based writer. She’s written and performed sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, contributed writing to Reductress, and published a weekly newsletter about women’s sports, The Sportswoman.
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian
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June 7, 2024Do You Have What It Takes to Take a Summer Friday?
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May 20, 2024And on the Seventh Day, They Planned Their Meals for the Week
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations