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Articles by
Harris Mayersohn
Harris Mayersohn is a writer, comedian, and producer residing in Brooklyn, NY.
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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June 6, 2019Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”
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February 28, 2019Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday