The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Harris Mayersohn
Harris Mayersohn is a writer, comedian, and producer residing in Brooklyn, NY.
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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June 6, 2019Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”
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February 28, 2019Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally